1 Grate Shirt design

A dumb shirt with a dream

I tried to make 1 great shirt.
I made 1 grate shirt instead.

Someone said if you make one great shirt, people will buy a million of them. Unfortunately, I heard “grate.”

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Printed on demand. Ships after production. No warehouse full of cheese grater shirts, yet.

“If you make one great shirt, people will buy a million of them.”

So I made one grate shirt.

Goal1,000,000

shirts sold

Current Progress0

we are staying humble

Business PlanFlawless

according to nobody

Investor ConfidenceQuestionable

but the shirt is real

The entire product line

This is 1 Grate Shirt.

It has a cheese grater on it. It has a dream. It may or may not be the foundation of the dumbest clothing empire on the internet.

What you get

  • A shirt
  • A bad pun
  • A conversation starter
  • The satisfaction of supporting a terrible idea early

Common questions

Is this a real shirt?

Yes. Unfortunately.

Are you really trying to sell one million?

Yes, but emotionally we are prepared for seven.

Why?

Because the joke got this far and now we have a website.

Ready to support the dumbest business plan on the internet?

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